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John rushes to a crime scene behind a local grocery store. Sherlock is already there upon arrival.

"What happened?" asks John.

"Male, early thirties, recently divorced, a janitor at a local elementary school, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail."

"God..," mutters John. "Didn’t we have one covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?"

"You’re right," says Sherlock as he puts away his magnifying glass, "this is the work of a cereal killer."

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